guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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