hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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