i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
