Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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