We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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