i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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