Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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