To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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