I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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