She's JV to your varsity
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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