my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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