Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Found your dick twin last night
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We don't watch enough power rangers
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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