Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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