btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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