we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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