forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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