Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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