so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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