i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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