he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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