My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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