I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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