Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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