Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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