So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I could fuck to npr.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Randomize
