wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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