It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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