I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
The adults are the big ones right?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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