We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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