After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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