Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
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