this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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