We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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