I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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