I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I want her autograph on my taint
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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