I'm really into asian looking animals
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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