I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
