He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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