kristin has been a bad kristin
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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