Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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