I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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