we have officially lost it.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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