We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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