All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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