she woke up with a sticky ear
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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