He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just cropdusted the office
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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