this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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