I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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