you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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