I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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