i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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