Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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