Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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