Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
My pussy is not your playground.
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We left an ass print on the piano.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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