Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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