Me too!
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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