You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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